Life in a box with Jeremy Dingman

Weddings

When I checked my facebook today I was pleasantly surprised to see a photo album from a dear friend who recently got married. As I went through the album of their honeymoon I was glad to see they had a nice time. However, when I checked the album of the wedding itself, I saw that the groom was wearing chuck taylors with his tux while his wife was decked out, looking like a princess. Fellow men, DO NOT wear tennis shoes at your wedding. This isn’t prom, or a costume party. You will always look like an idiot in front of your kids when they see the photos and you should show some god damn respect to the person you’re about to marry. This is fucking pathetic. Seriously, how old are you? Get some real god damn shoes for arguably the most special night of your life. Fucking Fuck.